My 35th birthday is tomorrow and, um, all I wanted was to look decent in, say, any pair of jeans I tried on.
Well, no such luck.
I've been a good girl all year, and even thought -at least for a few minutes in there- of someone other than myself, but, all I get in return is a lousy look in True Religion jeans.
What ever happened to jeans for girls who, say, have hips? I mean, who aren't a negative zero?
And, I mean, what about all the types of jeans that even Claudia Schiffer would look ridiculous in?
I mean, what is it, God, with short zippers and stuff. Or leather shoestring like lace-up deals?
How do you expect someone, like, say, Chrissy, for instance, who is all of 1.5 inches tall to zip something like that up and still be able to see over the top of her pants?
So, I guess what I am saying is, not only did you flake on me in the jean department, but you also flaked on my friend Chrissy.
Neither of us can wear most jean types and, even on my birthday week, I get no respite.
Well lah dee da. Guess I'll behave better this year....