Monday, March 8, 2010

Why Does Everyone Want to Make Roseanne Look Mean?

Roseanne Bar is NOT mean. I'll say it again. Roseanne Bar is NOT a big, fat mean, haggardly woman who says crazy things and then regrets them. Okay, well maybe the last part(s) is/are true, but the first part is a skinny little bitch of a lie...

She is back in the news again about saying something insensitive, however; doesn't anyone realize that people that don't look like Greta Garbo on a sun-kissed, pouty-lipped, good hair day get to be a bitch every now and again? Especially when they/she doesn't even look as good as what was probably Greta Garbo's dungeoned, and much uglier sister...

It just isn't fair to pick on someone who was made famous for having a nasaly voice, being in-and-out of psyche wards and had to endure years of fat-on-fat sweat-sex with Tom Arnold.

Come on people. Isn't knowing she nestled her nose in Arnold's salty, pubic-like armpit hair enough repentance for any wrong-doing she may ever commit for the rest of her life?

Robbery vs. armpit hair? Armpit hair. Lying vs. armpit hair? Armpit hair. Telling your boss you are sick when you are watching the re-release of "White Knights" and wearing your tap shoes? Armpit.

See? Nothing compares.

No amount of "Our Father's" or having to endure pergatory for all of eternity could POSSIBLY be as bad as Tom, I mean, that....

Why can't the media pick on someone there own size?

Someone like Rosie O'Donnel, for instance....

Not only is Rose O'Donnel MUCH uglier,and MUCH more controversial than Roseanne; but she was getting sex from a very cute, tight-assed blonde for the last decade.

Sex with a hot chick alone cancels out the Greta Garbo protection factor for the ugliness rule and means that she has NO RIGHT to put her two cents in every time Tom, Dick, Harry or well, um Jane takes their panties off...

And, besides, like Chrissy said, her ass is hairier than a Wooly Mamoth's in December.

So, please, pick on Rosie, but not Roseanne anymore.

And if you don't ease up on Roseanne, be careful what you ask for. God may just punish you with some gnarly, dandruff-filled armpit hair to suck on for all of eternity.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

SANP! Spot ON, Blyth1! She has paid for all her crimes in the next 10 lifetimes!

Blythe Landry said...

thanks, anonymous..I don't know why, but I love roseanne:)

Chrissy Costa said...

i love a strong woman who says how she feels. until she says something about me. whateva.

i really love johnn goodman. i think Roseanne and he should be together.

do people have salty, pubic-like armpit hair? or just men? i think men should shave their armpits. and grow tits.

i have a lot of thoughts tonight...

Blythe Landry said...

EVERYONE should grow tits, costa..
refer back to my "floating breast' post circa 2007

Chrissy Costa said...

yah...(staring off in distance)

even tits should have tits.